Dear BigDudeUpThere/Existence/Superconsciousness/Whosoever cares to listen to a speck like me in the Universe,
I have been working for your organisation for 20 measly years. I am extremely disappointed to bring to your attention that my job role is hardly ever fun and on most days, it breaks me down. Most of your employees are rude, unethical and at times, downright absurd. As if that is not enough, they are also inherently stupid and no matter how much induction and training they go through, they never improve. I would like to know why they have not been laid off yet.
Moreover, your honourably retarted HR department which is ideally all about managing people does nothing but point and laugh at our lives. Oh, and of course, throw the occasional snide remark too. It never registers our complaints or our wishes. I have not been rewarded with a raise in years. I have tried hard to like my job but my job description just isn’t good enough. Also, the working hours are simply inhuman. I would like to have the weekends off, with my poor mind at complete rest. I would also like an occasional holiday, and no, that does not mean being forced to attend loud weddings.
Then, there is the meteorological department that has been completely messed up. Winter played truant and did not come at all to visit us this time. Rain has been missing in action for nearly six months too now. It simply sends it garden-sprinklers kind of third cousins while what I would like is the Real Rain, the Zakir-Hussain-playing-tabla-on-the-roof kind.
On this note, I would like to put forward my appeal to be transferred to some other world - it has been a good learning experience but I need to move on to someplace better now.
PS: This is one of those wicked anonymous letters that you read about in trashy paperback novels.